Medical News Week

Hey there ladies and gentlemen. It’s time for your favorite pharmacy game show……

What’s in Pharmacy God’s Lab Jacket?

Let’s see what’s in his left breast pocket

• not much, just a note with the name of a guy who lied about the price of generic Zocor at our competitor across the street (we do price match, and I actually check the prices)

Moving on to the right hip pocket

• a black Pilot G-2 pen (for taking phone-in orders)
• a red Pilot G-2 pen (for checking prescriptions)

And finally, the left hip pocket

• a Clinical Pharmacology Quick Reference Guide (that web-site saves me so much time)
• a WebMD Little Blue Book (great for finding physician UPINs)
• a slip of paper with three MTM websites printed on it
• three old Mega Millions lottery tickets
• a grocery receipt to Combos and a 20-oz Coke
• three sticks of Wrigley’s Winterfresh chewing gum
• a bar-coded store discount card
• two Avelox pens (that suck)
• an empty Pilot G-2 pen (black)
• a Pulmicort Respule pen that I’ve had for 4 years

And that’s all folks,

Thank you for playing What’s in Pharmacy God’s Lab Jacket?

Tune in next week to see What’s in Pharmacy God’s Trouser Pockets.

Source: Lab Jackets

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